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Taylor Swift fan spontaneously combusts following release of extra tracks

A Taylor Swift fan has tragically died after spontaneously combusting.

The incident occurred after the singer released a surprise additional 15 tracks for a double edition of her new album The Tortured Poets Department in the early hours of Friday morning.

Mega ‘Swiftie’ Coco Corcoran (19) was listening to the album with friends when news of the additional tracks broke.


“It was awful,” said one friend. “One minute we were all singing along to Fortnight, the next thing we know charred bits of Coco were all over the room. My top was ruined.”

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Satan to launch Naked Gun reboot with OJ Simpson

Satan is to launch a reboot of the Naked Gun comedy series starring OJ Simpson.

In a surprise announcement The Prince of Darkness, who is a huge fan of the 1990s comedy series, is to direct with OJ Simpson to reprise his role as Detective Nordberg.

“I’ve been waiting for OJ’s arrival,” said Satan. “He’s the final piece in the jigsaw. The man just looks sensational in a pair of gloves and can handle a car at any speed. That’s star quality.”

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Cork to be even more insufferable after Cillian Murphy Oscar win

Cork and its inhabitants are going to be even more insufferable than usual after Cillian Murphy won Best Actor at last night’s Oscars.

“Cillian is pure sound,” said one Cork feen. “This Oscar is for all of us; every man, woman and child of Cork. And we’re all looking forward to our turn to have the Oscar in the good room for the night.”

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Taylor Swift single-handedly wins Super Bowl for Kansas City

Pop superstar Taylor Swift is today celebrating being the first woman to win the Super Bowl after her Kansas City Chiefs beat the San Francisco 49ers in a dramatic overtime finish.

Swift was named player of the match after throwing and catching the pass for the winning touchdown. Swift also kicked the field goal that took the game to overtime and made a crucial block on a 49er conversion attempt.

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Trump disavows Colorado, mistakes Dumb and Dumber for documentary

Former US President Donald Trump has launched a blistering attack on Colorado, after the state ruled that he engaged in insurrection as part of the January 6th riots.

“Colorado used to be a beautiful place, truly wondrous,” said Trump in a series of tweets. “But have you visited lately? Nothing but snow and un-American mountains. Where is the great weather gone?

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Conor McGregor to record new version of Fairytale of New York

Ireland’s future President Conor McGregor is to record a new version of Fairytale of New York.

The former UFC fighter made the announcement on the day that beloved Pogues’ frontman Shane MacGowan was laid to rest in Nenagh.

“Shane MacGowan was a proper fucking Irishman. Like myself he had his rough edges, but the soul of a fucking poet. That’s why I’m honouring him and all the other great fucking Irishmen that came before him by releasing my own version of Fairytale.

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