Ahead of the UK general election a new poll has revealed that 63% of UK voters want I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here winner Jacqueline Jossa to be their next Prime Minister.
The former Eastenders actor proved particularly popular amongst pro-Brexit voters, many of whom stated that Jossa’s decisive victory showed her capable of “getting Brexit done.”
“Boris talks about his oven ready deal,” said one frustrated bigot, “but he’s never had to cook beans over a camp-fire or hold a huge spider in his mouth. This is the kind of steely individual we need to tell Europe to go eat some kangaroo testicles. And she’s got a lovely singing voice.”
Jossa, whose political leanings are unclear, is believed to have appointed a PR firm to cash in with a series of pro-Brexit themed Instagram posts.
DTTN understands that the campaign, whose tagline is #I’m A Celebrity…Get Us Out of EU, will feature Jossa in a series of self-designed, sexy yet empowering, outfits paying tribute to pillars of British Society such as the NHS, an unwarranted sense of superiority and blue passports.
“Jacqueline is a winner,” said another voter, “a 52 percenter. With her on board those filthy European bendy bananas will soon be a thing of the past.”
I’m A Celebrity… runner up Andy Whyment placed third in the poll, splitting Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn but voters appear less convinced of his long-term tabloid potential.