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Posted on February 10, 2021February 10, 2021

Johnson proposes Terminators as Irish border solution

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has proposed the deployment of Terminators to patrol the land border with Northern Ireland.

The Etonian Lizard, who recently discovered an old VHS copy of James Cameron’s sci-fi classic, believes the Terminators will resolve the point of contention around the border in The Irish Sea.

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