Bleach

October 4, 2020November 24, 2020

Spike in gun and bleach sales following Trump Covid diagnosis

US retailers have reported a sharp increase in sales of bleach and fire arms in the wake of Donald Trump’s positive Covid-19 diagnosis.

Thousands of Trump supporters are stocking up in the hope of warding off the evil Chinese virus.

April 25, 2020April 25, 2020

Donald Trump to join the circus

US President Donald Trump has had enough of the war on Covid-19 and is running away to join the circus.

Effective immediately Trump will take up a new role as The Amazing Donny Bleach with Fox & Friends Circus.

“We had an opening after the last Mr. Bleach quit for medical reasons,” said a Fox & Friends spokesperson. “President Trump contacted us and was very eager. We’re delighted to have him on board.”