Satirical Irish News
The John O’Shea fan club, comprising of RTE Sport and the Ireland old boys club, is continuing to push for the Waterford man to be made permanent manager of the men’s senior football team.
Despite four mediocre performances yielding a solitary win courtesy of a comically butchered counter, O’Shea’s cheerleaders can’t stop singing his praises. Below are some of their recent pronouncements:
A local influencer has been left traumatised after weeks of exposure to posters for the upcoming local and European elections.
“They’re just so gaudy, so tacky,” said Camilla Chamomile (25), “the colour schemes are sickly, the shots off centre. So, so just not Insta worthy.”
Chamomile has been so upset by the posters that she is now afraid to leave her apartment until after election day on 7th June.
Continue reading “Local Influencer traumatised by ‘gaudy’ election posters”
With government finalising plans for a new Irish bank holiday, it appears that even more sweeping changes are incoming.
An Taoiseach Micheál Martin has been on the tear in New York for the past week, addressing the US President & UN General Assembly and visiting the set of Saturday Night Live.
Continue reading “Extra Bank Holiday just the beginning for international statesman Martin”