Satirical Irish News
Inspired by news of the Merchant Hotel in Belfast launching a ‘once-in-a-lifetime’ £1,000 cocktail, local publican Donal ‘Drippy’ Donoghue has decided to get in on the action.
Donoghue, the proprietor of Drippy’s on Main Street, has grown weary of the same old faces grumbling on his bar stools, and is attempting to diversify to get the ladies back through his doors.
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Idiots around the country are blaming the government after coming to the shocking realisation that vaccinations aren’t a miracle silver bullet.
“With the vaccines getting rolled out I thought I could just pop round to my buddy’s house for a few drinks. I never thought I’d test positive,” said one idiot. “I wouldn’t get the vaccine personally; they cause autism and rabies, but I still should have been protected.”
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Sex and the City is returning to our screens 17 years after the hit show ended. And Just Like That will feature original cast members, with the exception of Kim Cattrall’s Samantha.
In a surprise move, producers have announced a replacement in new character, TRUMPY, to be played by outgoing US President Donald Trump.
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