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A local man has completely pissed off his cocooning friend by video calling him as he wolfed down a large Big Mac meal.
Johnny Halfburger (28) made the call directly after a visit to the McDonalds drive-thru.
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Previously the domain of the underage drinker, Fake IDs are now in high demand from cocooning over 70s, according to local forgery expert Donny Connors.
“5km doesn’t take you very far. A lot of older people would like to get out for a walk on the beach, or just visit their favourite supermarket. However, they are afraid of passing through Garda checkpoints. That’s where I can help.”
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