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Posted on October 4, 2020November 24, 2020

Spike in gun and bleach sales following Trump Covid diagnosis

US retailers have reported a sharp increase in sales of bleach and fire arms in the wake of Donald Trump’s positive Covid-19 diagnosis.

Thousands of Trump supporters are stocking up in the hope of warding off the evil Chinese virus.

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