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Former US President Donald Trump has launched a blistering attack on Colorado, after the state ruled that he engaged in insurrection as part of the January 6th riots.
“Colorado used to be a beautiful place, truly wondrous,” said Trump in a series of tweets. “But have you visited lately? Nothing but snow and un-American mountains. Where is the great weather gone?
Continue reading “Trump disavows Colorado, mistakes Dumb and Dumber for documentary”
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s Brexit strategy may seem lacking in clarity, but inside sources reveal that the Etonian shape shifter has a very definite plan.
“The PM is big on mood boards,” said a Downing Street insider. “His approach to the EU will depend on the day’s colour. Green means charming bumbler, while purple is no more bendy bananas you sausage munching Krauts!”
Continue reading “Johnson’s Brexit Strategy Secrets Revealed: Mood Boards and Jim Carrey films”