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It’s been two weeks since Storm Éowyn hit the country and more than 25,000 homes are still without power.
Parts of Galway, Mayo and Roscommon have been worst hit, and there have been calls for compensation to be paid for affected customers.
However, one local man is revelling in his temporary electricity free life.
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A local man has spoken of the trauma he endured when Storm Isha knocked over his wheelie bin on Sunday night.
Billy Bruscar (56) was left devastated when the storm, which has left thousands of homes without power, toppled his refuse bin not once, but twice.
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The greatest country on God’s green earth has done it again. Having successfully landed a Rover vehicle on Mars, the United States has spent the past 48 hours in a congratulatory state of self-fellatio.
“It’s an incredible achievement,” said a NASA spokesperson. “And shows how far human ingenuity can take us. The possibilities are endless.”
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