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US President Donald Trump is mad as hell with the EU and just won’t take it any more.
Fresh from spewing his hate nozzle on to Europe for paying less for important medications than Americans have to, The Melon Felon has spread his focus out to all facets of European life.
Apple has today been fined €1.8 billion by the EU Commission for abusive App Store rules over the past ten years that have seen customers overpaying for music streaming.
But, in an unexpected turn of events, Apple users have reacted to the news by setting up a GoFundMe page for Apple to cover their fine and any other legal costs.
The ‘Justice for Apple’ page has announced their campaign by stating “The EU’s vendetta against our beloved Apple has gone too far.”
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European Commissioner Phil Hogan has demanded a full apology from the Irish public.
Hogan has been making headlines due to his involvement in the infamous Golfgate incident, and using a mobile while driving.
“People have been calling on me to consider my position,” said the former Fine Gael TD, “but really the narrow minded bastards should be begging my forgiveness.
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