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Posted on April 27, 2021April 27, 2021

Gardai announce zero tolerance crackdown on church gatherings

An Garda Siochana have announced a crackdown on illicit church gatherings and masses.

The move follows a controversial weekend raid on a Westmeath church, where 60 rosary beaded outlaws were dispatched back to their homes.

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