Fight for your right

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Johnson to release cover of Fight for your Right

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is somehow still clinging to power despite doing more dodgy shit than every character from The Sopranos combined

Johnson is facing overwhelming public condemnation for multiple lockdown breaching Downing Street parties. And in a stunning statement the PM has turned the tables by launching a scathing attack on his critics.

January 27, 2020

National Women’s Council of Ireland adopts Beastie Boys song as official anthem

In a surprise move, The National Women’s Council of Ireland (NWCI) has adopted the Beastie Boys song Girls as the organisation’s official anthem.

The 1986 hit, from the Beastie’s classic Licensed to Ill album features the lyrics “Girls…to do the dishes, to clean up my room, to do the laundry and in the bathroom.”

A spokesperson for the NWCI said that the song showcased “the diversity of employment opportunities available to the modern career woman.”