Football

May 24, 2025May 24, 2025

Trump reveals Arsenal fandom: ‘They’re just like me’

US President Donald Trump has today surprisingly revealed that he is a big fan of perennial Premier League bridesmaids Arsenal.

“Arsenal are a great team, incredible team. Just like me they’ve suffered from fake news saying they’re not the best, but they surely are, folks.

Their manager, Mikel, just like me, but hair not so beautiful, he knows what it’s like to be persecuted for being so good, for so much winning. They say other teams are winners but it’s just not true.

June 16, 2024June 16, 2024

John O’Shea – The Backlash

Following our previous article on cheerleaders for John O’Shea to be appointed as permanent manager of the Irish national men’s soccer team, there has been a significant backlash.

In the interests of balance DTTN has sought opinion from those opposed to appointing the Waterford man. Their thoughts are below:

June 14, 2024June 16, 2024

John O’Shea fan club continues to push for his appointment

The John O’Shea fan club, comprising of RTE Sport and the Ireland old boys club, is continuing to push for the Waterford man to be made permanent manager of the men’s senior football team.

Despite four mediocre performances yielding a solitary win courtesy of a comically butchered counter, O’Shea’s cheerleaders can’t stop singing his praises. Below are some of their recent pronouncements:

March 6, 2022March 6, 2022

Russian Officials to take over running of Premier League VAR

Russian government officials are to take on the running of the Premier League’s Video Assistant Referee (VAR) system from next season.

VAR, which was designed to eliminate controversy from the game, has only added an extra layer of incompetence to proceedings. But it seems the Premier League has found a solution.