Southgate to become next James Bond

Former England footballer manager Gareth Southgate is in line to become the next James Bond, producers have announced.

Southgate, who bravely led the Three Lions to a further eight years hurt, is considered the perfect candidate to drag the often archaic franchise into the 21st century.

“Gareth created a friendlier, more inclusive England. And we want to use his skill set to create a friendlier, more inclusive Bond,” said a source.

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