Green Party

July 8, 2024July 8, 2024

Roderic O’Gorman to turn nation into giant cycle path

Roderic O’Gorman has today been elected as the new leader of the Green Party. And the Dubliner did not wait long to unveil audacious plans to turn the entire country into one giant cycle path.

“We’ve already laid down hundreds of kilometres of cycle paths in unsafe and unsuitable locations that very few, if any, cyclists will ever use,” said O’ Gorman. “People will say the Greens are out of touch doing this, but it is the people who are wrong.

May 8, 2024May 8, 2024

Lamar-Drake diss war inspires politicians around the world

The ongoing diss war between hip-hop stars Kendrick Lamar and Drake has captivated the entertainment world in the last week.

And many politicians have taken inspiration from the feuding rap titans, whose tracks have contained allegations of paedophilia and domestic abuse, with Lamar’s latest diss track Not Like Us appears providing particular inspiration.

June 12, 2020June 12, 2020

Eamon Ryan to release hip hop album

Green Party leader Eamon Ryan is making headlines again after announcing plans to release his debut hip hop album.

Ryan, who owns two Dr. Dre albums and once swore at a traffic warden, told colleagues that it was time for the Greens to “represent.”

May 10, 2020May 10, 2020

Greens want FFG exhaling ban guarantee

The Green Party has tabled controversial plans to ban exhaling as a pre-condition to forming a new government.

“Exhaling releases harmful carbon dioxide into the planet’s atmosphere,” said a Green spokesperson. “Each time we exhale a tree dies and Greta Thunberg sheds a solitary tear.”