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Liverpool’s youngsters are facing detention after sleeping in and missing school following their defeat of Chelsea in Sunday’s League Cup final.
Manager Jurgen Klopp, who included eight academy players in his squad, has taken full responsibility and apologised on the under 14’s behalf.
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The football world has been rocked today by the announcement that Jurgen Klopp will leave Liverpool at the end of the season.
The German manager is breaking Liverpool supporter’s hearts by bringing nine hugely successful years at Anfield to a close and DTTN understands that he has also broken Irish hearts by turning down the national team job.
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As Liverpool fans around the world celebrate the club’s first league title in 30 years, one local supporter is already planning months ahead.
Jordan Arnold (43), told DTTN that he plans on being “completely insufferable to that fucking crowd of United fans next door.”
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