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Gardai have launched an investigation into the behaviour of local birds, following numerous complaints from residents.
It is believed that the birds have been congregating in the gardens of private residential areas in large numbers – a direct contravention of Level 5 government guidelines.
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Gardai have shut down a local supermarket after it was found to have sold non-essential stationary to a minor.
Dinny’s Superstore, which has been a Main Street institution for 40 years, will remain closed until the ending of Level 5 restrictions after selling a HB pencil to a ten year old girl.
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Gardai have commandeered raided sheebens for much needed stress relief as they continue to enforce Level 5 restrictions.
The illegal pubs, which have been popping up around the country, will now serve as makeshift Garda Social Clubs.
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Not content with bringing the country to a screeching halt, Covid-19 now has its eyes set on an inter-county GAA call up.
The virus told DTTN that it has been “training hard” since Level 5 restrictions were announced in the hope of being picked for a county panel.
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