UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s Brexit strategy may seem lacking in clarity, but inside sources reveal that the Etonian shape shifter has a very definite plan.
“The PM is big on mood boards,” said a Downing Street insider. “His approach to the EU will depend on the day’s colour. Green means charming bumbler, while purple is no more bendy bananas you sausage munching Krauts!”
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