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Liverpool’s game against Arsenal yesterday was shrouded in controversy as their departing star Trent Alexander-Arnold was booed incessantly by the Anfield faithful.
And the booing has had a profound impact on the future Balloon D’Or winner, who in a shocking twist is now set to reject a long anticipated move to the Bernabeu of Real Madrid in favour of a switch across the city to the Bernaboo of Everton.
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A Liverpool fan has created consternation by purchasing the local off-licence’s entire stock to celebrate his team winning their 20th league title.
Bob Klopp (44) made the gargantuan purchase over the weekend before watching his beloved Reds spank Spurs 5-1 at a packed Anfield.
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Liverpool’s youngsters are facing detention after sleeping in and missing school following their defeat of Chelsea in Sunday’s League Cup final.
Manager Jurgen Klopp, who included eight academy players in his squad, has taken full responsibility and apologised on the under 14’s behalf.
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The football world has been rocked today by the announcement that Jurgen Klopp will leave Liverpool at the end of the season.
The German manager is breaking Liverpool supporter’s hearts by bringing nine hugely successful years at Anfield to a close and DTTN understands that he has also broken Irish hearts by turning down the national team job.
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Premier league leaders Liverpool have tweeted confirmation that they are claiming victory in the current season, despite only seven games being played.
“We have claimed, for championship purposes, the Premier League season,” said the club’s official Twitter account. “The table shows a BIG Liverpool lead.”
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As Liverpool fans around the world celebrate the club’s first league title in 30 years, one local supporter is already planning months ahead.
Jordan Arnold (43), told DTTN that he plans on being “completely insufferable to that fucking crowd of United fans next door.”
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