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Study finds Meghan Markle to blame for Charles’ cancer, all problems in UK

A new study commissioned by The Daily Mail has found that Meghan Markle is the root cause of King Charles III’s cancer diagnosis, along with everything that has gone wrong for anyone living in The United Kingdom since 2018.

“This is a shocking finding,” said a Daily Mail source. “We always knew Meghan was an evil American harpy, but even we are shocked by the depth of her depravity. She should be fired head first from a canon immediately.”

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Daily Mail unsure how to react to new royal baby

Britain’s favourite hate rag The Daily Mail has found itself in a dilemma over their coverage of the new royal baby.

Lilibet Diana, the second child of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, was born on Friday.

“Usually we fawn over any Royal news with the soft splash treatment. Our Brexit loving readership laps that shit up. If they close their eyes they can pretend it is 1950 again. But then we have the Meghan question,” said a Daily Mail editor.

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Prince Andrew: Meghan and Harry an existential threat to Royals

Prince Andrew has launched an astonishing attack on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, claiming that their explosive interview with Oprah poses a threat to the continued existence of The House of Windsor.

“It’s incredible the damage they’re doing,” said Andrew. “I would say it’s the single most outrageous event in our family’s history. I don’t know how I’ll show my face at Pizza Express after this.

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