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A local teenager has been left confused after encountering a CD for the first time during today’s Spotify outage.
Billy Silly (15) usually listens to his Spotify playlists when studying, but was left without music when the streaming service was temporarily unavailable.
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Local musician Larry Hewson has released his 25th consecutive Christmas single Santa’s Pudding Chimney.
Hewson (64), well known for his acoustic nights at Micko’s pub, told DTTN he had high hopes this would finally be the year he cracked the charts.
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The United States military prison in Guantanamo Bay has long been a source of controversy, with suspected terrorists are routinely subject to torture and indefinite detention,
However, new reports detail a fresh horror greater than anything Guantanamo has previously seen: Ed Sheeran.
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A local woman has already started queueing for Garth Brooks tickets, despite the country singer not yet being confirmed for any Irish shows.
Following his aborted Croke Park dates in 2014, reports are circulating that Brooks, who the nation remains inexplicably obsessed with, is set for five Dublin gigs next September.
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