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Posted on September 22, 2021September 22, 2021

Local priest horses into communion host after feed of pints

A local priest is awaiting his penance after drunkenly horsing into the communion host on Sunday evening.

Fr. Seamus Cleary had gone to watch the big match at the local pub, with the intention of having a couple of glasses of stout.

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