America lands Rover on Mars, leaves millions without electricity and healthcare

The greatest country on God’s green earth has done it again.  Having successfully landed a Rover vehicle on Mars, the United States has spent the past 48 hours in a congratulatory state of self-fellatio.

“It’s an incredible achievement,” said a NASA spokesperson. “And shows how far human ingenuity can take us. The possibilities are endless.”

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