Deposed Tory Big Beasts release Africa cover version

Several high profile Tory ‘Big Beasts’ who lost their seats in last week’s general election have banded together to release a unique cover version of Africa by Toto.

Penny Mordaunt, Jacob Rees-Mogg, Liz Truss and more have been busy in the studio, recording a lament to the Tories Rwanda plan, which was callously scrapped by new Prime Minister Keir Starmer.

Continue reading “Deposed Tory Big Beasts release Africa cover version”

Rwanda horrified as Braverman charters yachts to transport immigrants

Rwandan officials have today reacted with horror to the news that disgraced British Home Secretary Cruella Braverman has chartered a fleet of yachts to transport immigrants to the East African country.

Braverman, whose sociopathy levels have soared after being sacked and seeing her trademark policy ruled as illegal, has gone rogue and is to undertake the 19 day voyage single-handedly.

Continue reading “Rwanda horrified as Braverman charters yachts to transport immigrants”