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Posted on August 3, 2020August 3, 2020

Local Man refusing to wear face mask after watching The Mask

A local man is refusing to wear a face mask to the supermarket after watching The Mask.

The 1994 comedy features Jim Carrey as a mild-mannered banker, who transforms into a rubbery green faced dervish after donning the titular mask.

And Stan O’Flan (34) is afraid of suffering the same fate.

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