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Posted on September 21, 2020September 21, 2020

All drinks in wet pubs must be consumed through straws

Wet pubs re-opened today, with punters finally enjoying a few pints without the accompaniment of a substantial meal.

However, publicans have expressed dismay at a NPHET edict that all drinks must be consumed through disposable plastic straws.

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