As reactive fools around the country continue to stockpile toilet roll, the HSE has issued a red status warning over the widespread use of contraband.
The illegal loo roll market has taken off in recent days, with shady characters seen lurking outside major supermarkets chanting “Anyone buyin’ or sellin’ bog roll? Buyin’ or sellin bog roll?”
The HSE has warned that the products being offered by these toilet roll touts may not be the genuine article.
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