Satirical Irish News
A local man is recovering in hospital this evening after accidentally eating a vegan burger.
Johnny Chops (57) came into contact with vegan substances after a drunken order went horribly wrong at McDonalds.
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Local vegan Mary O’Leary has vowed to eat meat with every meal for the month of January as a reaction to the increasing popularity of Veganuary.
“I’m sick of all these meat-eaters virtue signalling and posting smug selfies with tofu stir-fries on Instagram,” said O’ Leary. “Veganism is a way of life, not just a hashtag to help you lose the Christmas weight.”
O’Leary, who has been vegan since fever dreaming a conversation with Dolly the Sheep, told DTTN over breakfast that she had already been to the butchers to stock up for the month ahead.
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