Satirical Irish News
Catholic priests are suffering performance anxiety from having deliver their sermons online, according to a church spokesman.
“Priests are like elite athletes. They thrive off the energy of the congregation. A well-received sermon or successful communion serving keeps morale high.
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Leaving Cert invigilators will carry out their duties via Zoom, The Department of Education has confirmed.
The announcement follows concerns expressed by teaching unions ASTI and TUI that their members would face “high Covid exposure” during three hour exam situations.
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A local man has completely pissed off his cocooning friend by video calling him as he wolfed down a large Big Mac meal.
Johnny Halfburger (28) made the call directly after a visit to the McDonalds drive-thru.
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