Conor McGregor to record new version of Fairytale of New York

Ireland’s future President Conor McGregor is to record a new version of Fairytale of New York.

The former UFC fighter made the announcement on the day that beloved Pogues’ frontman Shane MacGowan was laid to rest in Nenagh.

“Shane MacGowan was a proper fucking Irishman. Like myself he had his rough edges, but the soul of a fucking poet. That’s why I’m honouring him and all the other great fucking Irishmen that came before him by releasing my own version of Fairytale.

I’ll sing both parts – not because I’m a fucking woman, or anything gay like that, but I’m just that fucking talented that there’s nothing I can’t do.

I don’t listen to any of the fucking woke bullshit, so I’ll be leaving in all the fucking swear words and I might even throw in an extra fucking few. Let’s see how the fucking leftie fucks like that.”

McGregor’s version will be accompanied by a video that will feature the Dubliner joined by a group of “real fucking Irish men” as they “clean up” the streets of Dublin while enjoying a few glasses of Proper No. Twelve whiskey.

All proceeds from the single will go towards the Conor McGregor Presidential Campaign Fund.

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