A local woman has claimed that the current cold January weather shows that global warming is a myth.
Qaroline Qoleman, formerly known as Caroline Coleman until 2020, told DTTN that she ” just wasn’t accepting this warming agenda the lamestream media are pushing.”
“I’ve done my research,” said Qoleman, “mainly on American sites. We can trust America; the great nation that brought us the internet, sandwiches and anchovies. And they’re telling me it’s a liberal conspiracy!
If global warming is real then how come it’s snowing across the country and I’ve woken up the last three mornings to see frost on my car? On the grass? That’s science.”
Qoleman also dismissed today’s reports that show 2023 as the hottest year on record.
“Don’t make me laugh. Maybe in mad places like Mexico or Venezuela it was, but if I go out the back now in my bikini I’ll get frostbite before I get a tan. That’s a fact.
You know who believed in global warming? Al Gore. And where did it get him? He couldn’t even get elected. I guess he couldn’t stand the heat.”
Qoleman has vowed to continue her independent research and is considering a run at the next local elections on an anti-climate change platform