A local man has accused Kate Middleton of shooting JFK and faking the moon landing, amongst other things.
Conor Conspirator (25) finally put the pieces together after seeing Middleton’s doctored Mother’s Day photograph.
“I always knew the British Royal Family was central to all this,” said Conspirator, “I just never thought it was Kate.
Kate’s first name begins with ‘K’, as does Kennedy. It is obvious now she was the second shooter on the grassy knoll. Middleton begins with ‘M’ as does moon. Ergo, she co-ordinated the fake moon landings in 1969. Although we can’t rule out Meghan Markle in this instance.”
Conspirator, who spends 16 hours a day online, stated that Middleton could also be involved in the other great conspiracies of our time, but that further research was required.
“Kate is a very powerful woman and it’s obvious she’s the head of the global illuminati lizard people. I’m taking a huge risk going public with this – I don’t want to end up like Queen Elizabeth or Diana.
They’ll try to silence me, but this is bigger than one person. Kate is behind all the evils of our time; Covid, Brexit, The Masked Singer. She must be stopped.”