Concerns have been raised by international aid organisations as convicted sex offenders met in The White House this St. Patrick’s Day.
The alarm comes as former UFC fighter and sex offender Conor McGregor travelled to Washington to meet former reality TV star and sex offender Donald Trump.
While the talks between the sexual deviants remains private, some women’s organisations are concerned that the White House may become the epicentre of a ring of perverted, junk-food eating, whiskey swilling paedophile rapists.
“We saw it when Biden was office,” said a source, who wished to remain anonymous. “He and Hilary had that sex ring. We know that Trump and McGregor like to grab them by the pussy, so anything is possible.
Our thesis is they blind their prey with their lurid orange glow and then force feed them Big Macs until they become compliant.”
McGregor denied any wrong doing and smashed a bottle of Proper Twelve Irish ‘whiskey’ over the head of an RTE reporter at Washington airport.
Melon Felon Trump was unusually reticent on the matter, choosing to instead focus on the imminent talks with McGregor.
“Conor is a tough guy, nearly as tough as me, let me tell you,” said Trump. “He’s a great Irish-American and I’m going to send him to Ukraine to teach Zelenskyy some manners.