Universal Pictures has announced plans for Taken 4, with Liam Neeson to reprise his starring role for the first time since 2014.
Neeson will again feature as retired CIA agent Bryan Mills, but this time he will be facing his deadliest foe yet – the Coronavirus.
Plot details are yet to be announced, but it is expected that Taken 4 will follow the formula of the original trilogy, with Neeson’s daughter in peril at the hands of the dastardly virus.
Fans will be delighted to hear of a new twist on the famous Taken catchphrase, with insiders stating Neeson will confront the virus over the phone by roaring “I will look for you, I will find you and I will be infected by you.”
The majority of the action is expected to feature a quarantined Neeson pacing up and down his apartment, furiously smashing a cosh against everything in his path, as he waits for his fourteen day self-isolation period to end.
Will he run out of food? Will he bother shaving? Will he get round to fixing the squeaking hinge on the bathroom door? And just what will he watch on Netflix? These are some of the dilemmas Neeson will face before he even thinks about finding his daughter.
Taken 4 is due for release whenever the hell the cinemas reopen.