US President Donald Trump has had enough of the war on Covid-19 and is running away to join the circus.
Effective immediately Trump will take up a new role as The Amazing Donny Bleach with Fox & Friends Circus.
“We had an opening after the last Mr. Bleach quit for medical reasons,” said a Fox & Friends spokesperson. “President Trump contacted us and was very eager. We’re delighted to have him on board.”
Trump’s new all-action role will see him donning a super-hero costume every night, and entertaining crowds by ingesting a cup of bleach whilst simultaneously riding a unicycle, tweeting and eating a cheeseburger.
“I spoke with the Fox & Friends guys and it’s a great operation,” said Trump. “They’ve got a tremendously large tent, that’s doing outstanding work. They have a dancing bear, very large. He said what a great job I’d done banning flights from China, and I have to say I agree.”
Several circus clowns have protested at Trump’s arrival stating that the former President was “a disgrace to humanity” who was “turning our profession into a laughing stock.”
Trump has shrugged off the controversy, stating the clowns were “being sarcastic.”
Vice-President Mike Pence will now take over the Presidency. DTTN understands that Pence is set to shift government focus away from the Covid-19 pandemic and towards the imminent coming of The Rapture.