Lonely Planet names US as world’s top extreme racist sports destination

The United States has been named as the world’s number one destination for extreme racist sports by travel bible Lonely Planet.

“It was an easy decision,” said a Lonely Planet spokesperson. “Lots of countries offer their own brand of inherent racism, but none provide the sheer breadth of exciting racism opportunities as the US.”

Thrill seekers from around the world are now expected to flock to the US to experience some of the finest racist experiences known to man.

  “They’ve got the lot,” said the Lonely Planet spokesperson, “from getting the shittiest room in the hotel because of your skin colour, to having a shotgun pointed at you for asking for a beer in the wrong bar.

Then there’s the high end stuff, like random yet systematic police brutality and waking up in a hospital bed with your spleen ruptured by a rubber bullet. There really is something for everyone.”

 President Trump tweeted his delight at the award from his underground bunker.

 “We just can’t stop winning. First we smash the Covid-19 league, and now this. It’s great to see our tremendous work recognised by the Lonely Planet people.”

Trump reserved special praise for the Minnesota police force, whose dedication to extreme racism has surpassed all expectations.

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