A local Donald Trump supporter has expressed their shock and outrage after waking up on Monday morning to find Sunday had disappeared.
Buddy Fox (52), made his shocking discovery after being roused by his wife telling him to get to work.
“Sunday was a great day, a tremendous day,” said Fox. “A nice roast dinner with a few glasses of wine and the golf on telly. Then I wake up to find that Sunday is gone, and that they expect me to believe it’s Monday.”
Fox, who owns several MAGA hats and flies an American flag in his front garden, despite never having been to the United States, believes that Sunday has fraudulently been taken from the populace.
“It’s obvious. The Democrats have stolen Sunday. Those Commie bastards don’t want us to have a day of rest. Every day is Monday to them. Where did those extra hours come from? They didn’t just magically appear.”
Fox took to Twitter to report the injustice and was immediately inundated with zero responses from friends and family who’ve long blocked his postings.
“I’m not going to stop tweeting until I get my Sunday back,” concluded Fox. “The Dems can steal the election, but they’re not taking my roast beef.”