
Outgoing US President Donald Trump has released a statement pardoning the domestic terrorists who stormed The Capitol Building under what he is calling the ‘A-Team principle.’
“The A-Team are tremendous people, who remind me of me: Hannibal; the great leader, Face; irresistible to women, Murdoch; a true MAGA disciple, and the other one.
These great patriots were on the run for a crime they didn’t commit. Just like many of my beautiful supporters, who I love, are being persecuted for their tremendously peaceful protests on Wednesday.
I am today pardoning Hannibal, Face and Murdoch, along with all my supporters that the FBI are harassing just because of their enthusiastic endorsement of my genius. Yes, some may have gotten a little carried away, but since when is passion for Democracy a crime?
This is a sad time for our great country, where fraudulent Democrats undermine our constitution by getting more people to vote for Sleepy Joe than me.
That’s why I now call on all my fellow Americans who want to Make America Great Again – this is our time to rise up. On 20th January I will invite you to join Hannibal, Face, Murdoch and me to continue our quest.
Bring cigars, guns and your hearts swollen with patriotic pride. God Bless America.”