Idiots around the country are blaming the government after coming to the shocking realisation that vaccinations aren’t a miracle silver bullet.
“With the vaccines getting rolled out I thought I could just pop round to my buddy’s house for a few drinks. I never thought I’d test positive,” said one idiot. “I wouldn’t get the vaccine personally; they cause autism and rabies, but I still should have been protected.”
Another idiot called for Dr. Tony Holohan and NPHET to resign after failing to receive the vaccine, despite bombarding their local hospital with angry calls and emails.
“I need to get away for my week in the sun,” they told DTTN. “I’m just as important as the old and the infirm. Why should I miss my cocktails on the beach just so an old codger can eek out another few months?”
“The government are saying there’s a shortage, and some of the vaccines don’t even work against the new variants,” said another fool. “This isn’t good enough. They’ve had months to sort this. We need the pubs open – all these house parties are getting old.”
A government spokesperson attempted to respond, but was last seen getting the shit kicked out of them by an angry Twitter mob.